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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

before people get to know me: Oh my god you’re so shy…and quiet…it’s adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

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I’m thinking in Spanglish and getting all introspective and shit.

Times like this, I wish I still had irl friends who gave a damn.

Sigh.

I need to sleep.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?

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allthingseurope:

San Giorgio Maggiore, Venecia (by Antonio Torres Ochoa)

tastefullyoffensive:

[mocktopus]

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omgthatdress:

Evening Ensemble

Jacques Fath, 1950s

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

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• Put on makeup
• Cook
• Give myself a haircut
• Take off old nail polish
• Paint nails different colors
• Attempt to make dog howl
• Attempt to teach dog to meow
• Annoy dog
• Annoy cat
• Play games on Pogo
• Watch episodes of Popular on youtube
• Post on tumblr

Rinse, repeat.

gothetsyfinds:

Misfits Cameo Necklaces

http://www.etsy.com/shop/CalamityJayneDesigns

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